Wednesday, May 5, 2010

No More Snow

This past Saturday (May 1st) was Drew's birthday BBQ. It was pretty damn fun.

Ish was fuckin busy Monday and Tuesday at work. All the research I did the past few days didn't really pay off cuz they kept asking me too many questions about me, which I was not prepared for.

Anyways, let's delve a little deeper into my office while I have a few minutes to spare. SIG (adjective, ethnicity, sex) leads the pack of people I despise in the world by a huge margin. Why does SIG think SIG is the most popular person in the world?
I'm going to give one annoying example and stop cuz the more I think about SIG the more I want to jump out my window.
ex: me: (sitting with my headphones on at work in the morning. I just came back to the office after returning from Peter's mom's funeral.)
SIG: (barging into my office). Hey I heard you went to a funeral. How was it?
Me: (headphones in hoping SIG would go away). What?
SIG: I heard you went to a funeral. How was it?
Me: (Headphones still in). Oh. it was ok.
SIG: Yeah that sucks. Funerals. suck. (me turning up the volume). Yeah when...sdfldkj...(SIG continues to talk).
Me: umm... ok.
SIG: yeah lksjf .....sf.sd.f.sdf.sf.d.f
Me: (Still Ignoring Her. Looking dead on into my monitor thinking "GET THE FUCK OUT")
SIG: asdlfkjdkfjkdjfj (walks out the door)
SOMEONE DOESN'T GET ANY FUCKING SOCIAL CLUES.

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