I'll Remember to Bring My Camera

Got a Vegas trip coming up.

My brother from another mother of another color who will join:

"vegas baby

vegas

I want to lose all my money

and wake up in a pool of my own urine"

Woo Hoo Fall 2010.

Been a while since my last post but I haven't been able to fit in many rides.

I started Dragon Boat with Noah and have just been randomly drinking with friends. Friends came up for Halloween:

We also made some delicious looking pizza that was the opposite of delicious:

On the 7th, Jeff, Chef Andy and I went to Pho Garden. They attempted the Pho Challenge (2 lbs of meat and 2 lbs of noodle). I wisely did not :

Serious Business.

Looks derricious

Laughing off the challenge.

Did he underestimate the challenge?

Yes. This is what failure looks like, children.

Merry Land Appropriation Day

So Monday was Columbus Day. I am not political by any means but Columbus was probably a huge fucking douchebag. I mean the guy thought he could travel all across the globe and when he stumbled upon some land he caused mayhem and stress of all sorts for the native. fuck him. that douchebag. Now he reminds me of that big-eared douchebag in the office who keeps walking around like he owns the damn place. Too bad Big Ears doesn't have a life outside the office and has to resort to office gossip to feel like a part of society. I asked my buddy earlier today if he could tell that I hate Big Ears and he said, "well not hate, but I can tell you dislike him." yeah fuck him. fuckin dumbo. In conclusion, Columbus shouldn't have his own national holiday. And Big Ears should get a fucking life.

Anyways, on Indigenous Peoples' Day I went out for a beautiful ride on Redwood. Not many people get the day off so the road was wide open, not many other bikes and not many cyclists. It was PERFECT, sans a drop doing a U-Turn into some gravel, a drop due to me not parking the bike on a level surface, and a wild slip going 55 on a turn that made me (almost) shit my pants.

Also met Rich, awesome guy on a R1200S. He's 66 and I barely kept up with him.

Did a lap myself first.

Aaron and his Bandit.

Rich showed up not too long after.

On the ride back where I barely kept up. He said he took it easy too. Me needs practice.

Big Boss Playa Chillin on his single sided swing arm goodness

Redwoody 9-26-2010

Went out to Redwood with Hongshu and Sam, with both of them on their new bikes. Hongshu totaled his 08 600rr doing a 12 o'clock wheelie on the bay bridge and Sam upgraded his 08 ninja 250 to a 02 ducati monster. Both bikes are allll decked out with aftermarket parts.

woot.

What's My Motivation??

So it has been a sad 2 years since I've started working here in the SF office. I remember when I was miserable in training that I hoped training would pay off eventually. I hoped I would be happier at my work and/or it would allow me to work decent hours so I may partake in other activities that would make me happier. Well neither has happened, except for the past few months where I take it upon myself to leave early, pissing off my managers, and drinking heavily with my friends. Those months have actually been very enjoyable, but working in this hell hole is constantly on the back of my mind.

I'll focus on the following topics in the following posts:

1. Management structure

2. Employee attitudes (I'll delve into specific people in this office)

3. Other Rants.

Off Topic.

Activities from this past weekend:

Thursday - Holy Cow

Friday - Waste of time visit from a friend late at night

Sat - Redwood in the morning. Gym with Choy. Little Star with Farzad, Shaud, Zoe. Fishbowl and Solstice post Little Star.

Sun - Ran. Picnic at Crissy Field with Farzad, Shaud, Zoe. Attempted clubbing with Choy, J Chris & Co.

Mon - Ride with Noah in San Rafael. Gym with Choy. Walked around the hood.

Pics:

Buffoons

Delicious watermelon, bread and cheese.

Holy Cattle

Wrote this and didn't post last Friday:

10:40 AM and I am way too hung over to be productive right now. We (Hair, Irene, Jeff, JPC, Duke) went to Holy Cow and well... just tried to survive. No luck like two weeks ago, but still good times.

Back to the main agenda of this blog (which was obviously lost by the second post):

New Mexico if finally done. Unless yada yada yada they want to terminate some swappage... -_- They're about as functional as a blacked-out Hair so who knows when that's going to happen. SIG continues to be the most ridiculously annoying person and LID (size, ethnicity, Dude) is the same as usual: working hard, having no life outside of work, etc. Which reminds me, I should post individual personalities on here. Coming soon.

I Popped a Fruit...I mean Wheelie

I haven't been riding as much lately so I decided to take the ol sexy lady out for a ride last weekend. After not riding for about three weeks I thought I'd be a little jittery on the turns but Redwood treated me well. Corners were smooth and I think I had some good leans in. Sunday I was headed back to Redwood but missed the 24 so I just headed to Grizzly Peak in Berkeley. I don't know why I go back there cuz I never have a good ride. Reason? When I first got my bike I went up there and target fixated on a corner and crossed right in front of an oncoming suv. I almost pissed and shat my pants at that moment and threw up in my helmet. So now I pretty much go there to stop at the Wall and enjoy the view. ALTHOUGH I did some baby leans, I did finally pop a mini wheelie. I'm always scared cuz something like this might happen, but there's no way I even got my front wheel 2 feet off the ground. Anyways, here's the god damn beautiful freakin view from the Wall:

Yes, Berkeley is fucking awesome.

Also, I got to babysit this little wonderball of skin last Friday. Tracy - I am de facto babysitter whenever Dude's in town.

Is That A Flashlight?

String of texts from my roommate who is currently working at Gap headquarters as a contractor doing some comp stuff:

Roommate: Holy shit...so much eye candy @ gap hq...my eyes are getting cavities!

Me: you're inviting me over for lunch right

Roommate: Yea...they're serving fresh [female anatomy] here @ their cafe...

Roommate: ... with a side of t&a

....

[after a few minutes realizing how he's not the most inconspicuous person when checking out girls]

Me: behave yourself. wear sunglasses if you have to

Roommate: I tried the sunglasses but its not covering up my boner

THE END.

Where The Fuck Did 2010 GO?

It's July already.

Random thoughts:

1. Our new receptionist is fucking awesome. Not only do we both have interests in the same herbal remedies, but she is also hilarious. Example:

(over the phone)

Me: Hey do you know if Peter's going to be in on Monday. I need to schedule some conference calls.

ES: Can you suck my penis?

Awesome. We were gona get lunch at the strip club today but I've been swamped lately. Titties and fried chicken next Friday.

2. That ride Hongshu and I went on on the 4th was FUCKING BRUTAL. You try to ride 360 miles in one day, most of it on the freeway. We rode out to Yosemite. I thought I was riding in 1995 Oprah's crotch; I haven't sweated that much since my glory days as mini-Asian-Butter-Bean. Pics to follow once work dies down (not going to happen. I'll most likely post it soon when the MAN is gone).

The roads were well worth it. I didn't even have to try to lean, the turns were perfect. I got rid of my chicken strip on the left, but some still remain on the right. I'm gona demolish that ish like my 10 year old self with a 24 pc. chicken mcnugget box on my next trip (Redwood this sat and Mines/DPC on Sunday).

3. Pick N Roll needs to happen ASAP.

4. I've given up on joining the NBA. I'll settle for the NHL.

5. I need to buy hockey skates.

A Very Happy 4th

Following a caucasian pool party on Saturday up in wine country I'll be going on a very long, fun trip on the 4th. Ultimate destination? This epic looking road:

aka "Little Dragon"

Kinda sucks i'll be wasting my tires on freeway slab for most of the day but hopefully my chicken strips will be getting smaller after little dragon.

This Guy's Going To Be My New Best Friend

rachel: did i tell you i had a student ask me what a bitch was

and a son of a bitch

me: hahaha

whatd u say

rachel: hes like this 40 year old man

rachel: well it was totally unrelated to the lesson

it was this picture and the line under it said 'kevin should stop seeing that girl'

he was like why should kevin stop seeing that girl?

it was only him in the class

and im like well maybe theyre not compatible...uhh anyway moving on to..

and hes like 'so is she a bitch?'

im like uhhhhh

me: hahahahah

rachel: hes like 'what does that mean anyway?'

im like 'uhhhhh someone whos unpleasant and mean'

hes like 'is that the same as son of a bitch?'

me: hahaha

rachel: then i go into this whole thing about how in america its really insulting to talk about someones mom

the whole time trying not to say the words

and he would just fill them in whenever i paused

and today he asked me what an exotic dancer is

me: hahaha

rachel: im pretty sure the fucker knows exactly what the words mean

me: does this guy look like a creep

rachel: and hes just trying to get a reaction outta me

not really but now i think he is

me: lol

what does he do

rachel: he works for a moving company

when i told my coworkers about it they werent even surprised

they were like yea hes a weirdo

apparently he gave a speech one time about going to the beach and looking at girls

Round 2 Bitches.

Korea tied Nigeria 2-2 to advance to the second round with Argentina.

GO KOREA! and soju! and hot korean women!

I Fucked Up

i did not plan on going out Friday night but somehow it ended up that i did and i couldn't get up in time for our ride (see last post). MY BAD TOMO. i feel real bad. i will make it up somehow.

let me start by posting some pics of our Mines Road trip a couple weeks ago.

Sam, Aditya, Hongshu, Tomoyuki, Tae-Moo

Hongshu putting the gopro on the side

@ the end of Del Puerto Canyon. in the middle of nowhere.

Sam working his magic

Saratoga

The route for this weekend:

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So Hongshu got hit by a prius. The bitch inside apparently did a quick lane change without even looking at her blind spot. Good thing is he wasn't hurt too bad and amazingly, he didn't go down. How he kept the bike up is only known by god and the 50 cars behind Hongshu.

Indian (Balar) is in town and we're going to a trivia night at a mexican bar in the marina. Those three things together sound very weird.

Li is in town too so I'm gona tell him to come out . I haven't seen him in years so it'll be excellent getting drunk and [drunk] with him.

Really?

SIG (walking out of a manager's office as he answers a phone) - "Can't get anything done with that fool. Gota talk to him at 5:30 or sumthin"

This was her trying very hard to be cute except her grotesque features (personality-wise and physically) are too overwhelming.

Also, I am glad to know Evelyn isn't fond of her as well. I think that's about everyone in the office that doesn't like her now.

He's Not A Doctor He's A Business, Man

Yes, I did get yelled at work today. Little does he know that I know that he doesn't know that I know that he has hooked up and tried to hook up with many females in this office. Boom shaka laka ATTACK.

Po Po Cheee (chaaayyy?) I need a milli. Screw med school.

I Just Want To Ride

Saturday can't come fast enough.

I had to come in at 6 this morning cuz I didn't come back to work yesterday after meeting up with Alexander for a possible opening in his apartment.

The fucking SMC who obviously cheats on his wife wasted 5 hours of my day yesterday while he fucked around on the computer and I just stood behind him. Why the fuck did you have me stand behind you. Wouldn't it have been better if I was at my computer and tried to figure this shit out at the same time? I was ready to punch that fucker in the back of the head while I was standing there.

i want this

[SCREAMING PROFANITIES]

I fucking hate the fucking idiots at [client name]. What is with this last minute firedrill bullshit just cuz they don't know how to do basic math. They're over there getting off at fucking 5 while I'm sitting here fucking working the night away due to their incompetent fucking ass.

Fucking bullshit.

Pic from Mines Road ride on 6-6-2010. I'll post more later.

@ The Junction. Restaurant in the middle of nowhere.

Pimpin

The albino ginger bitch at my work, previously known at BPSD (previous post) is leaving for a bank. Fuck Yes.

My joy can best be described by this video

I Wish I Had More Money

AND PICTURES!

Berryessa on 5-29-2010.

Met up at Hongshu and Noah's in the morning. Aditya overslept.

Yeee got the gopro hd goin

Hongshu with his fancy shit

First stop right at Berryessa. Other people were chillin there. Lots of cops out apparently - one dude in a car hitching a boat got pulled over with a beer in his hand.

Tomo doin what he does best.

Gettin ready to stomp on a douchebag, i think.

Love head. Gota protect 'em

Noah, Hongshu, Tomo, Tae-Moo (from left to right)

Fucking beautiful.

Full leathers on a hot ass day.

Action shot

Reppin arai

Temporarily lost. Bikes don't have navi.

Action shot. Ish was hard trying to take pics while riding.

Paid $10 for them to take a big scoop out of their garbage can and put it on a plate.

Yup