Roommate: Holy shit...so much eye candy @ gap hq...my eyes are getting cavities!
Me: you're inviting me over for lunch right
Roommate: Yea...they're serving fresh [female anatomy] here @ their cafe...
Roommate: ... with a side of t&a
....
[after a few minutes realizing how he's not the most inconspicuous person when checking out girls]
Me: behave yourself. wear sunglasses if you have to
Roommate: I tried the sunglasses but its not covering up my boner
THE END.
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