I Popped a Fruit...I mean Wheelie

I haven't been riding as much lately so I decided to take the ol sexy lady out for a ride last weekend. After not riding for about three weeks I thought I'd be a little jittery on the turns but Redwood treated me well. Corners were smooth and I think I had some good leans in. Sunday I was headed back to Redwood but missed the 24 so I just headed to Grizzly Peak in Berkeley. I don't know why I go back there cuz I never have a good ride. Reason? When I first got my bike I went up there and target fixated on a corner and crossed right in front of an oncoming suv. I almost pissed and shat my pants at that moment and threw up in my helmet. So now I pretty much go there to stop at the Wall and enjoy the view. ALTHOUGH I did some baby leans, I did finally pop a mini wheelie. I'm always scared cuz something like this might happen, but there's no way I even got my front wheel 2 feet off the ground. Anyways, here's the god damn beautiful freakin view from the Wall:

Yes, Berkeley is fucking awesome.

Also, I got to babysit this little wonderball of skin last Friday. Tracy - I am de facto babysitter whenever Dude's in town.

Is That A Flashlight?

String of texts from my roommate who is currently working at Gap headquarters as a contractor doing some comp stuff:

Roommate: Holy shit...so much eye candy @ gap hq...my eyes are getting cavities!

Me: you're inviting me over for lunch right

Roommate: Yea...they're serving fresh [female anatomy] here @ their cafe...

Roommate: ... with a side of t&a

....

[after a few minutes realizing how he's not the most inconspicuous person when checking out girls]

Me: behave yourself. wear sunglasses if you have to

Roommate: I tried the sunglasses but its not covering up my boner

THE END.