If I don't respond to you when you ask a question TWICE, and I've been doing that for the past TWO YEARS, why do you still talk to me? Your face looks like a punching bag.
I want this.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Don't Leave
Well good ol' Malin asked if I wanted to drive down to LA with her @ the butt crack of morning on Saturday. and well I went.
Rachel's party was excellent.
Some pics from the night post Happy Ending -_-
Me n the girl of the night.
The guy who whipped out a pipe in front of a club in Hollywood and made friends with all the bouncers in 2 seconds. And Rachel.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
WWW dot Nothing
Topics for today:
1. White Party
2. Wendizzle
3. Work
White Partay. So I went to my second ever white party, hosted by Ms. Shelby and Tracy at their parent's house up in wine country. Details are unnecessary so here are the main points: I was very drunk. I was very *****. I sprained my ankle. I made a stupid move. All in all I had a good time.
Wendizzle. Came to visit for the weekend. Didn't do much, just chilled at Drew's with everyone Sat and Sun night.
Work. We have a fiasco of a deal coming up with the credit presentation tomorrow in NY so I was kind of busy earlier this week preparing everything. The two heads are on a plane currently headed to NY so I am temporarily a free man. There's other stuff I should be working on but I have a sprained ankle.
and lastly...
RACHEL. God damn she's moving to Japan in a couple weeks. Her going away surprise party is this Saturday in LA and I won't be able to make it. I realize the friends I consider family are limited and she is definitely one of them. I wish she lived in the same city as me but instead of being 500 miles away from me she MOVING TO JAPAN. I'm moving to Korea. See you where the sun rises (and where the sun don't shine), Raunch. I still need a story from you.
Just in case you get lost I got directions for you. It says it should take 35 days driving.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Missed Call
There was a 10AM call this morning with a state transportation agency that shall not be named so I don't get in trouble. The other consultant sent a spreadsheet asking where the difference in his calculation comes from 5 minutes prior to the call. Obviously any normal person would ignore the request and hop on the call but Bi-Polar-She-Devil orders me to look at it in a bitchy tone. Why she takes out her ginger anger on consultants at the office I DO NOT KNOW. Turned out to be OK cuz I just took the call from my office, which I definitely prefer over sitting next to BPSD.
Bi-Polar-She-Devil (imagine the following with tons of freckles):
Monday, May 10, 2010
What's Wrong With This Picture??
Courtesy of Farzad:
Check out the second picture in the slide show (enlarge it).
Hilarious and gross.
Failure
I didn't get it.
On the bright side Farzad, Megan and I are trying to book a vacation somewhere in the Caribbeans for July.
I'm ready to party.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Success
The ride today was excellent. This was my first real ride of the season since I only did redwood road out in castro valley a couple times about a month ago. Today Tomo, Hongshu and I went to Southbay (Saratoga specifically). We rode highway 9 to 35 to 84 to 1 (1 only lasted for a second to the nearest beach). I wish I had pictures during the ride cuz some of the leans were pretty nuts and the scenery was amazing. Pictures below (for ride route see previous post).
Tomo told me to come to his house at 8:30. I overestimated my time and got there at 7:50.
76 on 9 and Saratoga. Hong said wanted kickstands up at 9 SHARP. Tomo and I got there at 9:15. Sorry Hong.
@ the end of our road right off of highway 1. I laid down my damn bike here. Minor scratches but FUCK!
posing. i'm watching this tom cruise jamie foxx movie right now and i have no idea what's going on. tom cruise just killed a bunch of korean i think. lunatic scientology freak. sorry, i need adderall.
Our lunch break @ Alice's Restaurant on the way back. Honestly the world's most crowded horrible restaurant with horrendous service.
I dropped (more like laid down) my bike at a gas station in san jose. AND i lost my license plate on the way. I JUST GOT MY LICENSE PLATE AND SPENT ALL WEEK PUTTING IT ON. DAMN IT
Overall amazing ride minus two drops and a lost license plate comes out to a great day. I wonder how long it's going to take me to get another one.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
It's Finally Riding Season.
My route for this Saturday IF I CAN FIND A WAY TO PUT MY LICENSE PLATE BACK ON.
Pics to follow.
No More Snow
This past Saturday (May 1st) was Drew's birthday BBQ. It was pretty damn fun.
Ish was fuckin busy Monday and Tuesday at work. All the research I did the past few days didn't really pay off cuz they kept asking me too many questions about me, which I was not prepared for.
Anyways, let's delve a little deeper into my office while I have a few minutes to spare. SIG (adjective, ethnicity, sex) leads the pack of people I despise in the world by a huge margin. Why does SIG think SIG is the most popular person in the world?
I'm going to give one annoying example and stop cuz the more I think about SIG the more I want to jump out my window.
ex: me: (sitting with my headphones on at work in the morning. I just came back to the office after returning from Peter's mom's funeral.)
SIG: (barging into my office). Hey I heard you went to a funeral. How was it?
Me: (headphones in hoping SIG would go away). What?
SIG: I heard you went to a funeral. How was it?
Me: (Headphones still in). Oh. it was ok.
SIG: Yeah that sucks. Funerals. suck. (me turning up the volume). Yeah when...sdfldkj...(SIG continues to talk).
Me: umm... ok.
SIG: yeah lksjf .....sf.sd.f.sdf.sf.d.f
Me: (Still Ignoring Her. Looking dead on into my monitor thinking "GET THE FUCK OUT")
SIG: asdlfkjdkfjkdjfj (walks out the door)
SOMEONE DOESN'T GET ANY FUCKING SOCIAL CLUES.
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